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Retired – How to Take a Crap in the Woods – The Straddle Trench

The Straddle Trench

The basic maneuver for those looking for some river relief.

JStroke and Firestick go into their backyard to drop some dung and show how a proper straddle trench should executed. There’s nothing too glamorous about crapping in the woods, but its something that has to be done. This helps any canoeist achieve the Leave Only Footprints and Feces Badge.

In the duo’s first video they went over the basics of sewage etiquette ( See Taking a Crap In the Woods – A Two Part Tutorial). In this video and the proceeding videos, they will be giving video demonstrations. Watch The Straddle Trench below.

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